Entrepreneur VS. Alternative musicians - Ta7t el2amr "el-wage3"

Entrepreneur: "I have good news for you, We have got sponsorship from Orange and We are adding Bashar and Salma's song to the album."

Newbie "Alternative" Musician: "Star Academy graduates!!!"

Entrepreneur: "It's not that I watch that shit, but you know.. Branding is an attitude, if that's what it takes.. then let it be, we established that Jordan has nothing less than Lebanon and Syria, 3refet keef?"

Newbie "Alternative" Musician: "But...you said that we are involving unsigned artists only, what the hell are you trying to do??"

Entrepreneur: "First of all it’s my baby project!! People like you and me, who work around art, gotta follow the market attitude.. bt3rf keef elsoo2 wese5, Look at Rotana.., you gotta dance very well to turn people on, Myriam Fares she wanted to be like Shakira!! Again am not a fan of any of these people.."

Newbie "Alternative" Musician: "That's not what you said last week!"

Entrepreneur: "You know am really not trying to give myself credit, but I'm inventing this industry.. Including the vision WE NEED TO GET REGISTERED!!"

Newbie "Alternative" Musician: "Umm.. I understand…So we are putting a show for my band in February?"

Entrepreneur: “Yes, Plus Wael Kfoury and A local Salsa Band”

Newbie "Alternative" Musician: “HUH??”

Entrepreneur: “you will have the priority man, I promise… One thing you should know, I believe in you but I need a full package entertainment… Do not worry! We are to grow large together me and you… And the dream, I don’t wanna run a ridiculous discussion, ana noo3ie heek, I plan, sell msh batshatar bas that’s how the big guys do it… math man math!!”

Newbie "Alternative" Musician: “sure, sure… You are the man!”

Arabcrunch is a must!

So, a part of being an entrepreneur is online presence!
It is not really all about getting a website for your company with a great Alexa ranking. What you gotta do is the following:

1. Type www.arabcrunch.com  
2. Go to the tab in the menu bar that says submit startup 
3. Fill the fields until you get to the part that says "your product/service" 
4. Please describe your product or service, well you gotta brag, over describe, feel passionate, تتجلى, make sure that it does not sound like any other description, and when I say passionate I mean mentioning your personal drama that motivated you and made you what you are now.
5. Key Competitors: Now I need you to be creative, you gotta show your intelligence by writing the following: I have chosen Blue Ocean strategy, for my positioning is outstanding, I don't need bleeding market to compete in, I start the trend and shine there, big white and dreamy just like the moon.
6. Now, there is those check boxes for funding, go for and only for "Self Funded", even if it was your dad investing in his نضوة.,, Ahh I know what your thinking! if you were actually capital ventured and had chosen "self funded" to check, then you would look like a liar! جاييتك يالحكي.. It is alright, If someone asked you about it later, you will assume that you registered to Arab Crunch before getting incubated.
7. Other comments field should not be left... why? because you are the co-founder you have a fluent tongue and you are passionate about what you founded.. talk about your accomplishments and where you see yourself, go ambitious! In the future you will be able to have Google begging you for collaboration and relate your words to your dream, please do not forget to be as positive as possible.
8. And thank you for contacting ArabCrunch :)